Top Ten Halloween List
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:22 pm
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:40 pm
Top Ten Halloween List
"Things NOT to do for Halloween"
# 10 Don't let your spouse pick your costume!
# 9 Don't wait until the 29th to buy candy!
# 8 Don't buy granola bars instead of candy!
# 7 Don't fashion your jack-o-lantern in the image of your Mother-in-law!
# 6 Don't let your kids eat ALL the candy at once . . . unless you have rubber wallpaper!
# 5 Don't let your teenage daughter's "boyfriend" pick HER costume!
# 4 Don't open an email titled "Trick or Treat"!
# 3 Don't let your sister "sort" the candy!
# 2 Don't give out soap instead of candy!
and the # 1 Halloween Don't...
Don't tell your wife the WITCH costume is perfect for her!
Top Ten Halloween List
"Things NOT to do for Halloween"
# 10 Don't let your spouse pick your costume!
# 9 Don't wait until the 29th to buy candy!
# 8 Don't buy granola bars instead of candy!
# 7 Don't fashion your jack-o-lantern in the image of your Mother-in-law!
# 6 Don't let your kids eat ALL the candy at once . . . unless you have rubber wallpaper!
# 5 Don't let your teenage daughter's "boyfriend" pick HER costume!
# 4 Don't open an email titled "Trick or Treat"!
# 3 Don't let your sister "sort" the candy!
# 2 Don't give out soap instead of candy!
and the # 1 Halloween Don't...
Don't tell your wife the WITCH costume is perfect for her!