… Because he felt crummy.
How do you get a kleenex to dance?
… Put a little boogey in it.
Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!!
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
,,, Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three college credit hours for it!
What do you call a snail on a boat?
... A Snailer!
What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
... A hot dog!
What's a baby's motto?
... If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!
What did Delaware?
... She wore a brand New Jersey!
What is a tree's favorite drink?
... Root beer!
Warmie
