A little redneck humor.....from your fave redneck gal.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:36 pm
A Redneck passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .....
"Go ahead."
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .....
"Go ahead."
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'