Quotes for the Depression Forums 05-13-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper

I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits.
-- David Hoselton, House M.D., Guardian Angels, 2007