Why are you sitting outside in this rain?
The neighbor replies:
"I'm hiding out here until my wife calms down. It is my fault she is mad!"
"Why is it your fault?", the man asked.
"She asked me, 'What's on the t.v. and I answered 'dust'!"
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Why is it a teenager can tap out a 500 word text message in six seconds but it takes them fourteen hours to pick up a pair of shoes?
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Childhood: The time of life that you make funny faces in the mirror.
Adulthood: The time of life when the mirror gets even.
Warmie
