Blonde Mortician

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Blonde Mortician

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:07 pm

Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly ...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. . . . . . . ...














So I just switched the heads.'






(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!)

Warmie 8)

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Postby Obayan » Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:23 pm

OMG! lol

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:56 pm

:roll:

LOL

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Postby TackingIntoTheWind » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:26 am

This is an excellent example of female thought processes and the lengths they will go to in pursuit of fashion.
And, people ask me why I'm frightened of women!!!!!!!! :shock: :lol:

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:44 am

((((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))))))))))

LOL, well not all women.

Honest you are safe with me! First, I am not blonde and....
Second, I am a tee-shirt, jeans and tennis shoes kind of gal.

Love your sense of humor, thanks..

Warmie

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Postby shatteredhopes » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:16 am

Actually ((((((((Tacking, Warmie))))))))) it is much more efficient use of time to switch the heads than undress and redress two "stiff" bodies, don't you think? Or did the blonde highlights I had a two points in my life in my brown hair dent my brain permanently? Good thing starting to get a few gray hairs, maybe that will give me some wisdom to balance it out, huh?

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:28 pm

((((((((((((((( Shattered )))))))))))))))))

LOL....

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Postby Obayan » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:30 pm

Obayan refuses to acknowledge grey hairs...... (tucks her hair behind her ears as far as it will go...)


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