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Quotes for the Depression Forums 04-11-10

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:32 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
-- Ogden Nash