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Funny lawyer joke

Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:39 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:29 am

ALRIGHT !!! Let's hear one for Grandmothers!!!!

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't

prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first

witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her

and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since

you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.

You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about

them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the

brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit

paper pusher. Yes, I know you! ."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the

room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again

replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,

too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a

normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in

the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three

different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to

approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you

idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:31 pm
by Adolfo
What a fantastic funny attorney jokes! Really I enjoy your sharing. Also I think people like your post too. Thanks a lot

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:47 pm
by St8arrow
Cut it out Warmie, that story is fantastic. Where do you get your material from? Or is that another one of your trade secrets. :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 1:52 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Thank you Adolfo and St8arrow.

Things are sent to me and I find them.

Warmie

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:30 pm
by TackingIntoTheWind
One of the first things any real Welshman learns is to NEVER underestimate any woman, particularly his own Mother, ( Or Grandmother, of course. )
No matter how tough, strong or fearless a Welshman might be, raised in the toughest of the Welsh valleys or the biggest Welsh city, he is ALWAYS careful to keep on the right side of his " Mam "! :) :wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:58 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))))))))

Oh, you are such a good good boy! Your mother must be very proud!

:wink:

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:28 pm
by Destination
LOL that joke is hilarious!