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A MAN IN THE WOODS

A man was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the he cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?'

The man looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a believer?’

' Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty. Amen.

Warmie

And, speaking of woods.......

If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no-one to hear it, does it make a sound?

Or, as a female friend of mine used to say.......

If a man says something, and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?!

((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind ))))))))))))))

Your first question, I don't know, meant to sneak into the woods to find out, got busy.

The second question, I won't answer that. LOL

Warmie