Diner to waiter: "I am going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna, garlic bread and wine, your mistake, of course."
Doctor to patient: "The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine."
Husband to wife: "My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants."
Wife to husband: "I was going to go jogging in the morning, but my toes voted against me, 10 to one."
Warmie
