Silly Riddles
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:40 pm
Why did the goose cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Johnny was having a birthday party. A mushroom walks in.
Johnny says, "Hey, that mushroom can't come to my party!"
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a ' fun guy'!"
What baseball players become dentists?
The New York Yankers.
What color is a burp?
Burple
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do you call a truck that runs over your toe?
A toe truck.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station
Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
Where does a math student eat his lunch?
At the multiplication table.
What do you call a polar bear in the Caribbean?
Lost.
What kind of music does a trampoline like?
Hip Hop.
Why did Sammy take a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school!
Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split?
Sundae School.
Where do pirates like to eat?
Argh-by's
What do you call a bat when it sounds like a bell?
Dingbat.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a train that has a cold?
An achoo choo train.
Why did Kevin keep his trumpet in the refrigerator?
Because he liked cool music.
What's gray and has a tail and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go.
What would you call Superman if he lost his powers?
Man.
What do you call a box with six ducks in it?
A box of quackers.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
How can you tell when a train has just gone by?
It left its tracks.
Warmie
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Johnny was having a birthday party. A mushroom walks in.
Johnny says, "Hey, that mushroom can't come to my party!"
The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a ' fun guy'!"
What baseball players become dentists?
The New York Yankers.
What color is a burp?
Burple
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do you call a truck that runs over your toe?
A toe truck.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station
Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
Where does a math student eat his lunch?
At the multiplication table.
What do you call a polar bear in the Caribbean?
Lost.
What kind of music does a trampoline like?
Hip Hop.
Why did Sammy take a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school!
Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split?
Sundae School.
Where do pirates like to eat?
Argh-by's
What do you call a bat when it sounds like a bell?
Dingbat.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a train that has a cold?
An achoo choo train.
Why did Kevin keep his trumpet in the refrigerator?
Because he liked cool music.
What's gray and has a tail and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go.
What would you call Superman if he lost his powers?
Man.
What do you call a box with six ducks in it?
A box of quackers.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
How can you tell when a train has just gone by?
It left its tracks.
Warmie