For the kid in all of us -- 03-13-10
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:10 pm
Tongue Twister:
Bill had a billboard.
Bill also had a board bill.
The board bill bored Bill,
So Bill sold his billboard
And paid his board bill.
Then the board bill
No longer bored Bill,
But though he had no board bill,
Neither did he have his billboard!
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Funny book title:
Crime Does Not Pay
by Laura Norda
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What's a cow's favorite love song?
When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
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What kind of fence does your nose have?
A pickit fence.
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Why can't your nose be 12" long?
Because it would be a foot.
Warmie
Bill had a billboard.
Bill also had a board bill.
The board bill bored Bill,
So Bill sold his billboard
And paid his board bill.
Then the board bill
No longer bored Bill,
But though he had no board bill,
Neither did he have his billboard!
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Funny book title:
Crime Does Not Pay
by Laura Norda
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*
*
What's a cow's favorite love song?
When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
*
What kind of fence does your nose have?
A pickit fence.
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Why can't your nose be 12" long?
Because it would be a foot.
Warmie