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Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s***, it takes all morning."

Warmie

lol

I'd like to return the favor, will try but don't know if rules will let me post...

Two missionaries were in a stew pot, and one started smiling, the other sharply said, "The water will soon be boiling, we will die and be eaten...why are you smiling?" "Because I just peed and pooped in their soup!"

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Oh funny, LOL, thanks for adding.

Warmie

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And why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

G.

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Oh man, and I didn't see that one coming! LOL

Thanks for bringing that to us.

Warmie