Quotes for the Depression Forums 01-22-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
-- Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wright

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
-- Charles Wadsworth