Quotes for the Depression Forums 01-12-10

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
-- Oscar Levant

I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
-- Paul Fussell

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
-- Ellen DeGeneres