The elf-a-bet
Which carol do parents like the best?
Silent night
If you cross a vampire with a snowman what would you get?
Frostbite
If your children are afraid of Santa Claus what condition do they have?
Claustrophobia
What three sayings really mean Christmas?
Peace on earth
Goodwill to men
Batteries not included
What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A puddle
Why did the elf visit the therapist?
He had low elf-esteem
What does Christmas and the office have in common?
You do all the work and some guy in a red suit gets the credit
What did the lamb say to his owner on Christmas day?
Seasons Bleatings
How did the snowwoman let the snowman know she was angry?
She gave him the cold shoulder
Why did the snowman use 'Head and Shoulders' to was his hair?
He had snowflakes
Warmie
