Thanksgiving according to Maxine
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:59 pm
This year we are having a Stress-Free Thanksgiving. I stuffed the turkey with prozac.
If all my relatives wanted me to be truly thankful, they would do all the cooking.
For the holidays I bring out all my traditional family recipes. That really keeps the guest list down.
As the Thanksgiving season approaches remember: All it take is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda person" for life.
As far as I am concerned, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day.
I've been trying a few "Cowboy Recipes" and I have the saddle bags to prove.
When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy? Or do you wear a bra?
The only difference between a plague of locusts and my relatives is the locusts don't hang around watching TV after the food is gone.
Maxine is my kind of WOMAN!!
Warmie
If all my relatives wanted me to be truly thankful, they would do all the cooking.
For the holidays I bring out all my traditional family recipes. That really keeps the guest list down.
As the Thanksgiving season approaches remember: All it take is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda person" for life.
As far as I am concerned, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day.
I've been trying a few "Cowboy Recipes" and I have the saddle bags to prove.
When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy? Or do you wear a bra?
The only difference between a plague of locusts and my relatives is the locusts don't hang around watching TV after the food is gone.
Maxine is my kind of WOMAN!!
Warmie