German-speaking population

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh** in it.')

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you.

Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

Warmie