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I Have to Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church.

So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."

Warmie

Thank you for all your wonderful posts in your corner. Especially the jokes which bring a much needed smile to my face! I would post the jokes I know, but they would get me banned from the site! (Which I don't want to risk)

Sorry to hear about your shoulder. My mom has shoulder problems from previous injury, and has so much difficulty...not just writing, etc., but amazing how many things you need two hands for. Hope you mend soon.

Thanks again ((Warmie)), you are much appreciated.

(((((((((((((((((((((( shatteredhopes )))))))))))))))))

Thank you very much. Nice to know that the Corner does bring a smile, chuckle or laugh to others.

See the surgeon soon, so fingers crossed no more surgery needed. Thank you for your concern. (((((((((((((((( Your mother )))))))))))))). A gentle hug for her, we can all use hugs.

Warmie