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He said, she said....

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:03 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . .... You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... .. .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. ...... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said..! .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow..

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . ....... .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:59 pm
by crystalgaze
The last 1! :shock: Wow!

(Don't mind me.... I'm just trying to lighten up my mood...)

Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:50 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.


That one made me laugh and go 'uh-huh'.

(((((((((((((((( crystalgaze ))))))))))))))))))

Warmie/Jeanie