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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:16 pm

Two guys in a bar were talking, One says to the other "if you have 3 beers and a martinie I can bet that you can jump off the 2nd floor and fly."

"The other man says "I'll do it only if you do it first"

Tthe first man does exactly that. He drinks up, goes up to a window on the 2nd floor, and jumps out.... sure enough he flies and lands on the floor unharmed.

The second man agreeing to the bet, decides to go for it too.

He drinks the beers and martini, and jumps out the window and SPLAT!!!! he free falls to the ground!

The first guy shruggs and goes back in and sits himself at the bar when the bartender says "You know what? You can be a real $hit when your drunk Superman!"

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