Quotes for the Depression Forums 9-14

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
-- Bill Cosby

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
-- Garry Shandling

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.
-- Robert Benchley