Some pondering thoughts
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:05 pm
She asked, 'what is the best form of birth control after 50?'
The answer, "Nudity!"
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mover is broken!
When you think about it, God has to be the best inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker!
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat 'till the winkles fill out!
Have a nice day and be good to yourself.
Warmie
The answer, "Nudity!"
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mover is broken!
When you think about it, God has to be the best inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker!
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat 'till the winkles fill out!
Have a nice day and be good to yourself.
Warmie