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They all go to heaven.

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:35 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,

but that it was your will that I did not serve.

And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says:

"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness..

I've sinned, but I've never held a

grudge against my fellow man,

and I hope no grudges are held against me. '' ;

God thinks for a second and says:

"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

Warmie 8)