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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

@ PRISON
you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK
you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
you get your own toilet

@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check postings.

Warmie