The celebrant told her that she only needed to remember three things. First the aisle, because that is what you'll be walking down. Secondly, the altar because that is where you will arrive. Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service.
While the bride was walking to the wedding march, family and friends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these three words: "Aisle, altar, hymn." -- (I'll alter him)
Warmie
