Stephen's Thought for Depression Forums 6-28

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
-- Leslie Nielsen, as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
-- Alex Levin

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Joseph Baretti, quoted in Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson

There are more fools in the world than there are people.
-- Heinrich Heine