The first couple stepped up, St. Peter looked in his file and said, "Sorry, you can't come in here. You have ruled your life on money and greed and you even have a wife called Penny." So, he sent them to Hell.
The next couple came up, again he said, "No, you cannot enter. You have ruled your life by alcohol and you even have a wife called Sherry."
As the third couple was to step up the husband said, "Let's get out of here, Fanny. I'm not standing here just to be insulted!"
Warmie
