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Two Strings in a Bar



These two strings walk upto a bar... The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells 'I don't serve strings in this bar... The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders... The bartender shouts, Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?' String says 'Yeah.' Bartender says, 'aren't you a string?'

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String says, 'No, I'm a frayed knot...'

Warmie

hehe cute!

So an old termite wearing false teeth walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

Heh heh, see, the bar is made of wood and the termite has dentures, he wants to know how tender the bar is, woo hoo!! Too subtle? Ok, how about this one -

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "Howdy folks, the highballs are on me!"

And with that, I'm outta here! Hugs all about!

G.

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Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg grokie!!!! thats awesomeness!!!!
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