Page 1 of 1

A new Sam's Club

Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:07 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
A new Sam's Club opened in Birmingham, Al.


It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.


The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.


I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:36 am
by georgiapeach
lmao!!! i have a few comments on this but i will remain silent, cows is all i have to say though. oh yes the toilet paper part is funny as ever!!! <3

Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:42 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
A bigger Wal Mart, which is part of Sam's Club, is being built in my town so all I can say is 'hmmmmmmmmm'.

((((((((((( Peachy ))))))))))))))