Yes worth another read, ty Jes
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:35 pm
WOMAN'S YEARLY EXAM
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
" How much do you weigh?” she asks...“135”, I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, “Your height?” “5 foot 4 inches”, I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
“Of course it's high!” I scream, “when I came in here, I was tall and slender ! Now I'm short and fat !“
She put me on Prozac. What a b***h.
Warmie
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
" How much do you weigh?” she asks...“135”, I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, “Your height?” “5 foot 4 inches”, I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
“Of course it's high!” I scream, “when I came in here, I was tall and slender ! Now I'm short and fat !“
She put me on Prozac. What a b***h.
Warmie
