Stephen's Quotes for the Depression Forums 6-20
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:32 pm
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
-- Dick Gregory
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
-- New York City detective
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz
-- Dick Gregory
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
-- New York City detective
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz