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What would you do?

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:18 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: Sh!t!

Warmie 8)

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:46 pm
by georgiapeach
omg, so totally busted!!! lol :lol:
((((((((((((( jeanie )))))))))))))))

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:12 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Wonder if he is the guy that golfs on Sundays??

(((((( Peachy )))))))))