Timing is everything!
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:12 pm
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on.
He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat knitting.
Somewhat puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks over to the car and knocks at the window.
The young man lowers his window. "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "I believe she's knitting a pullover."
The cop is very confused. A young couple alone in a car at night and nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and says: "She'll be eighteen in twenty minutes.
Warmie
He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat knitting.
Somewhat puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks over to the car and knocks at the window.
The young man lowers his window. "Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "I believe she's knitting a pullover."
The cop is very confused. A young couple alone in a car at night and nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and says: "She'll be eighteen in twenty minutes.
Warmie