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Guide To Life

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:36 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Guide To Life

Never squat with yer spurs on.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Finally, never miss a good chance to shut up.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:06 pm
by georgiapeach
((((((((((((((( jeanie ))))))))))))))))))))))
i think i should carry this around with me lmao

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:35 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Put on the fridge, maybe your mother will read it??? Hmmm, a thought.

((((((((((((((( Peachy )))))))))))))))

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:43 pm
by georgiapeach
my mom has learned this one the hard way and still does it to this day!!!!

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
she's still learning that to this day with politics in my house lmao.... but ya thats a brilliant idea putting them on the fridge :D
(((((((((((((((((( jeanie ))))))))))))))))))))) what would i do without your "just a thought"'s?

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:53 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((( Peachy ))))))))))))))))

Luck with posting it on the fridge, hope she takes the hint.

And you would be a lot better off, concerning me, so there!

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:33 pm
by georgiapeach
jeanie i would not be a lot better off!!!! i'd miss you so much
((((((((((((((( jeanie ))))))))))))))))

Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:21 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((((( Peachy ))))))))))))))))))))))))