Thoughts by Jack Handy (27 and 28 )
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 11:14 pm
27. Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
28. What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
Warmie
28. What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
Warmie