Farm kids, kind of adult theme

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Farm kids, kind of adult theme

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu May 07, 2009 7:47 pm

A young farm boy comes down for breakfast. His mother asks if he
has done his chores.

'Not yet,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

He's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'Why don't get any eggs or bacon and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

His mother spoke. 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?'

Warmie 8)

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Postby georgiapeach » Thu May 07, 2009 7:49 pm

didnt see that one coming :P thanks for making me smile jeanie!!!!!!!!! hmmm, so i wonder, what can i kick and not get for a week?? hmmm lol

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu May 07, 2009 7:50 pm

LOL be careful on that kicking! LOL Andy YW yet again.


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