Sheriff and the Farmer
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 5:41 pm
A sheriff stops at a Ranch in West Texas and talks with an old Farmer.
He tells the Farmer, "I need to inspect your Ranch for illegally grown drugs.
The old Farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriff's Department with me. Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his Badge, the Officer proudly displays it to the Farmer.
"See this Badge?!! This Badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, ON ANY LAND, no questions asked, or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?? Do YOU understand?!!?" The old Farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old Farmer hears loud screams, and sees the sheriff running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every step, the bull is gaining on the sheriff. The sheriff is clearly terrified.
The old Farmer immediately throws down his tool's, and runs to the fence, yelling at the top of his lungs ...................
"YOUR BADGE!! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE SMART ASS!!!"
Warmie
He tells the Farmer, "I need to inspect your Ranch for illegally grown drugs.
The old Farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriff's Department with me. Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his Badge, the Officer proudly displays it to the Farmer.
"See this Badge?!! This Badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, ON ANY LAND, no questions asked, or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?? Do YOU understand?!!?" The old Farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old Farmer hears loud screams, and sees the sheriff running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every step, the bull is gaining on the sheriff. The sheriff is clearly terrified.
The old Farmer immediately throws down his tool's, and runs to the fence, yelling at the top of his lungs ...................
"YOUR BADGE!! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE SMART ASS!!!"
Warmie
hmm i wonder if he showed his badge and what happened. hope the badge had red on it 
jk