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How the world works lately...

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:52 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, aAnd the passengers Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my numb a$$ is parked In front of this computer,
I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:21 pm
by georgiapeach
lmao, so can i sue bill gates and take him for all his money???? jk

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:37 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((((((( Peachy ))))))))))))))

If you share with others that are in my life. LOL

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:08 pm
by georgiapeach
oh how i would love to!!!!! how much does ebony get?? hehe he's the only one i know of... idk who else there is bc that would be getting to personal :P jk

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:50 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
LOL will let you know someday.

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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:15 am
by georgiapeach
YAY!! i look forward to that "someday" thanks jeanie!! <3
(((((((((((((( jeanie )))))))))))))))))))

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:05 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
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