How the world works lately...
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:52 pm
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, aAnd the passengers Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my numb a$$ is parked In front of this computer,
I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.
Warmie
He blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks Into the cockpit and Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, aAnd the passengers Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased Blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my numb a$$ is parked In front of this computer,
I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.
Warmie
