To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:17 pm

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6.. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling.... 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Oh Go On Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called... THERAPY

Warmie
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Postby georgiapeach » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:14 pm

lmao!!!! these are funny

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:41 pm

Aren't they? And yeah, 14 the funniest....with number 13 a close second. LOL..........ah laughter is good, isn't it!

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Postby Emotional_77 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:50 pm

I like number one the best.

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:42 pm

LOL where do you work. Make sure I am not around on your lunch break. :)

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Postby Katietron » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:21 am

You know the sad part in here? Tragicomic part really - we actually h a v e a water labelled as diet water... :?

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Postby georgiapeach » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:32 pm

:shock: are you serious katie?! thats insane! how can water be diet. i recommned suing them :P

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Postby Emotional_77 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:11 pm

lol jeanie

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:05 pm

(((((((((((((((( Katie, Emotional, Peachy ))))))))))))))))))))))


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