Thoughts by Jack Handy (11 and 12 )
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:17 pm
11. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
12. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
Warmie
12. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
Warmie