Thoughts by Jack Handy (11 and 12 )

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

11. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

12. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

Warmie

[georgiapeach]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Wise but strange.....