Thoughts by Jack Handy (9 and 10 )
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:31 pm
9. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
10. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Warmie
10. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Warmie
no wonder it rains here all the time!!!!! i wonder what i did lmao.... jk that is cute, im gonna remember to tell anson that :d