Thoughts by Jack Handy (7 and 8)
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:09 pm
7. Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
8. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
Warmie
8. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
Warmie
<--- for number 8!!! but its a true thought
<--- number 7... something i would see when im drunk, then i might need about 5 ppl to help me to bed