Thoughts by Jack Handy (3 and 4)

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

3. To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

4. One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Warmie

[georgiapeach]

lmao these 2 are amazing!!!

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Some good ideas, LOL

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[bwdane]

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”

My personal favorite...