Frog information
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:22 pm
What's green, green, green, green, green?
Answer: A Frog rolling down a hill!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Answer: Unhoppy!
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
Answer: It got toad!
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
Answer: French Flies and Diet Croak!
Why did the frog say "woof"?
Answer: He was learning a Foreign Language!
How deep can a frog go?
Answer: Knee-Deep Knee-Deep!
What do stylish frogs wear?
Answer: Jumpsuits!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Answer: Broke! Broke! Broke!
Why are frogs always so happy?
Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!
Warmie
Answer: A Frog rolling down a hill!
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Answer: Unhoppy!
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
Answer: It got toad!
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
Answer: French Flies and Diet Croak!
Why did the frog say "woof"?
Answer: He was learning a Foreign Language!
How deep can a frog go?
Answer: Knee-Deep Knee-Deep!
What do stylish frogs wear?
Answer: Jumpsuits!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Answer: Broke! Broke! Broke!
Why are frogs always so happy?
Answer: They eat whatever bugs them!
Warmie