In this life I am a woman. In my next life I want to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!.
When you are a girl bear, you birth children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT!.
If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!.
If you're a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!!!!.
Warmie
