Getting to sleep --adult theme
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:49 pm
"Doc, I can't sleep anymore," Joe complained. "I've tried everything, but I just toss and turn."
"You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately."
That night Joe crawled into bed, got comfortable and started to talk to his body. "Toes, go to sleep," he whispered. "Feet, go to sleep. Legs, go to sleep. Hips, go to sleep. Stomach, go to sleep"
Just then his wife walked in wearing a transparent teddy.
John opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow. "OK," he shouted, "up, up...everybody up!"
Warmie
"You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately."
That night Joe crawled into bed, got comfortable and started to talk to his body. "Toes, go to sleep," he whispered. "Feet, go to sleep. Legs, go to sleep. Hips, go to sleep. Stomach, go to sleep"
Just then his wife walked in wearing a transparent teddy.
John opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow. "OK," he shouted, "up, up...everybody up!"
Warmie
