An American Genie
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:52 pm
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying,' said the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?'
I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my butt.'
'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No $hit?'
God Bless America
Warmie
If you do not mind me saying,' said the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?'
I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my butt.'
'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No $hit?'
God Bless America
Warmie