Why aren't you married

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Why aren't you married

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:45 pm

When asked 'why aren't you married", here are some comebacks:

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why aren't you thin?

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

Bonus reply for Single Mothers:

Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Warmie 8)

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Postby KTrain86 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:53 pm

The answer I have isn't that funny... :(

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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:08 pm

(((((((((((((((( KTrain )))))))))))

Then adopt one from the list and smile, you are very much liked.

Jeanie 8)


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